me: I really like this banana
F. A.: Okay. Don't like it too much.
January 24th with 1 note
❝What do you mean ‘honors students don’t cheat’? That’s not cheating. THAT’S GETTING AHEAD.❞


—F. A. (via positive-axis)
January 24th with 2 notes
❝If you commit suicide, I’ll kill you. that’s a fact.❞


—F.A. (via saltycupcakes)
January 24th with 2 notes
Arun: Wait if you don't buy Steam games, then how do you play Tribes: Ascend?
Me: I don't.
Arun: Wait yeah you do, isn't that how I met you?
Me: No.
January 18th with 0 notes
❝Tina. I bought a new scarf! I don’t even know how to wear a scarf.❞
December 5th with 0 notes
❝Hey what if we both go to Carnegie Mellon? Then we could be roommates!❞
December 5th with 0 notes
❝You know what I just noticed, Tina? You can download movies off the internet❞
December 5th with 0 notes